★KaW Cypher 2016ish★

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. Well done, keeping the thread busy:)
     
  2. January 1st 12am EST I'm dropping some of that real talk on the 2017 thread. Hope to see you next year!
     
  3. Poor wattz ! Time's a healer !! and he needs as much as he can now on his side to recover from the rap bashing he got dealt. Proving he aint a rapper because they are quick off their head with a retort back.They dont stop, sit & pause to catch their breathe.No they bounce back with a counter rap back. Wattz 2016 wasnt your year and 2017 aint going to be either. You aint a quick as lightening rapid rap crowd pleaser , do stop trying to act as if you are a geezer . You have no shine like roni verbalicious , you get pinned to the post and returned to sender. Get outter here wattz- the rubbish rap squealer.
     
  4. Squeaker sounds better but thas just me
     
  5. We wrote a lil rhyme to help you understand.
    The healthy life you want is right in your hand.
    So sit back and chill, and pay close attention,
    Helping you improve your life is our intention.

    Choice, choice, it’s all about choice!
    When it comes to your health, you do have a voice.
    Choice, choice, it’s all about choice,
    When it comes to your health, you gotta have a voice

    Eat your fruits and veggies at every meal.
    To keep your body healthy, improve how you feel.
    Apples, bananas, grapes, and cherries,
    Melon, kiwi, pears, and STRAW-berries…
    Carrots, peas, beans, and tomatoes,
    spinach, yams, rice, and baked potatoes.
    These are healthy food choices you can make,
    there are many more, besides candy and cake.
    Sugary foods can give your teeth black holes,
    and make it hard to reach your basketball goals.

    Fat and greasy foods are bad for your heart;
    they make you too heavy—you know that’s not smart!
    If you get the munchies, or a snack-attack,
    pull a piece of fruit from your school backpack.
    When your throat gets dry, to cure your thirst,
    say no to pop, drink spring water first.
    Push your plate away before your belt gets tight,
    take your time Danny boy, enjoy every bite.

    Cause it’s, choice, choice, it’s about choice.
    When it comes to your health you do have a voice.
    Choice, Choice, it’s all about choice!
    When it comes to your health you GOTTA have a voice!

    Now breakfast is the meal you never wanna skip.
    Like filling the gas tank before you take a trip.
    Now that you’re eating healthy everyday,
    flip your X-box off, leave the house and play.
    Do what you love, play your number-one sport,
    let’s shoot, pass, and dribble on the b-ball court.
    Stick with the plan, and your day will come,
    you’ll get picked to play, and have a ton-a-fun.

    Choice, choice, it’s about choice!
    When it comes to your health you do have a voice.
    Choice, choice, it’s all about choice!
    When it comes to your health you GOTTA have a voice!

    Don’t get up yet, cause we’re not through;
    got another rockin’ rhyme to rap to you.
    After losing weight, you can’t get slack,
    ‘cause the Blubba Hill Gang, will surely come back.
    They creep late at night, while you’re snoozing in bed,
    Stuff-n-Gut and his boys will try to get–in–your head.
    Glazio, Chaka-Chip, Faz-n-greazy,
    Wanna tease you, they won’t-make-it-easy.
    Don’t let’em tempt you with a bowl of Chunky-Monkey.
    And turn you back into a chubby-food flunkie.
    The Cardio Kidd, and Fat Fighting Force,
    will help you reach your goals, and stay on course.
    You can do it Danny, you/got/to/be/lieve!
    Take it day-by-day, and/you/will/a/chieve!

    Just never make sports more important than school,
    ‘Cause failing in the classroom is really not cool.
    If you’re called mean names, just “smile and wave!”
    Don’t let ’em steal your joy, you GOT to be brave!
    Think for yourself—why follow the crowd?
    You wanna be a leader, make your family proud.

    One last point, to p-p-please consider,
    There are other young people that need to get fitter.
    If they come to you and ask for your advice,
    Share what you’ve learned, cause it pays to be nice!

    We hope this lil rhyme, helped you understand,
    The healthy life you want, is right in your hand.
    Your lesson’s over now, things should be clearer,
    The only one can stop you is the person in the mirror.

    Choice, choice, it’s all about choice,
    When it comes to your health, you do have a voice.
    Choice, choice, it’s all about choice,
    When it comes to your health, you GOTTA have a voice!
     
  6. My rhymes are without parallel
     
  7. Hello all , and a happy new year , gather around cause i have brought some very special guests , my mind is always ticking thinking about those less fortunate than me , i have empathy and care, Some are naturally gifted but for some - it just aint there, so i assembled some speakers to help wattz on his missing " craft " . We are honoured to have with us Muhammad Ali , Good day sir , what advice can you give wattz to find his hook ? Well its all about the build up , you gotter have a good trash talk flowing , get in their head ,de value their ego, lock eyes with them never look away , dummy them , change sequence ,they think they got you figured out ?Think again , then hit them with that killer bee sting, Let no1 take away your champion title king of the ring. Next we have J.K. Rowling leading author of the harry potter saga.Hello miss Rowling can you help watts on tips how to enfuriate & dominate? its a very simple strategy, you need search within yourself for magic,mystery & fantasy, bring your childhood dreams to life , and dont ever quit,keep striving,one day itll be a smash hit ,write all your enemys into the story, thats your penchant for success,fame & glory. Next we are truelly honoured to have your royal highness Elizabeth queen of England,a Lady loved by all her Country +adored around the world. So honoured to meet you H.R.H Elizabeth my name is unicorn wattz it's the prestigious title i was given by Bermuda, i am needing solid advice on how to see off all my intruders, wanting to take away my rap throne but it clearly belongs to me, i want to be as regal as you & reign for all eternity..My dear unicorn , its all in the genes. but you dont need blue blood to represent for your people . Just stay positive and be the strength of your nation , even if you may not have been born with a silver spoon , its not all doom n gloom ,think optimistic - every cloud has a silver lining . Your destiny is only the result of sheer hard work & determination .Just put a smile on your face & believe in the impossible. We are truelly blessed to be in the presence of a man full of wisdom & inspiration -The Dali Lama .What of all your famous quote's would you advice wattz that rings true for him on a personal note ? " To conquer oneself is a greater victory than to conquer thousands in battle " . Look to others for inspiration wattz because you cant diss anyone untill you have fixed yourself.
     
  8. Someone, excluding myself, needs to host a 2017 thread. I wont because I dont visit enough to keep it alive and I would just bash everyone on it anyways.

    Gotta be someone like Static who will really encourage others to write, and also has enough skill to keep the thread alive with good rhymes while others arn't writing. I wouldn't even know who to nominate though.
     
  9. Pimping aint easy ! Everyday it's a struggle to stay ahead of the game , if you aint tagged up or coloured up, you just blend in with the rest of the lames !! That's why i strutt around in hot pink. Add a kooky screenname and i am blingling !! i am one fine adonis, if i dont catch your eye now then its your loss , i am a dreamboy come true , iif you play your cards right. ill make you my boo.Come chat & mingle ladys , the name's unicorn wattz :- come slide in my p/m's ,and i'll make you my world . i am one badddd boi ,you know ya wanter get closer !!! well i am not really, but it's the role i choose to play since i cant be accepted any other way. Have a fab day Miinny , but if ya want a piece of this baddd boi then let's play !! Ur m8 roni came last nite , so i stayed ducked low, cuz dats wat i do ! Cuz i lean like a cholo !!
     
  10. 1) Roni makes no sense
    2) It's no longer 2016 please refer to 2017 thread
    3) I see right through your games Roni and I'm not plying them
     
  11. i make plenty of sense, let me dumb it down & simplyfy the message for you , cause you all burnt out from all that 24/7 h.t.e , You got your come uppence, See reality me and SkinnyMinny pay no mind to you, But you wanted to try start something with us to get yourself some attention.Well you got it all right, but look at you now trying to play the victim card. A piece of advice wattz - stay on the back burner where you belong, You really think we would just let you keep insulting us like you some hotshot ? You obviously damm wrong
     
  12. I didn't start insulting you until you turned on me in wc. Just cause I was in KotFE. No other reason. I never badmouthed you once. But it's whatever past is the past and that never lasts
     
  13. dont bother lying, you tryed get me to get you into Zaft corps but i took no notice.So you jumped into kotfe then you came on my wall writing insults to me about being in Zaft .Thats when you finished that tiny shred of friendship we had. Then you started insulting me for being in zaft corps in worldchat when ever i appeared.When only a few days earlyier you was telling me how much you want to be in Zaft.Like i'd say okay wattz ill ask if you can join. Dont try play victim wattz everybody has seen you go in wc trying to act the big man even insulting Yafi last night. You just bend where ever the wind takes you .instead of being loyal.You jump a round and noone should trust you.ohh i can hear another rhyme brewing up in my head.The voices be talking to me ! round 2 wattz
     
  14. You okay roni that doesn't sound okay.
     
  15. The birds they keep looming , making the sky turn black, i keep on trudging ignoring their existance, i gotter keep plodding i need to further my distance. But my boots wont spike, i keep sliding back , why o why is it so hard to climb this rap hill ? Getting nowhere everyday ,i've hit a standstill , my legs keep running , the sweat keeps pouring, my energy keeps depletting but i got to replenish and gain some headway , That roni has her claws set on me and is going to keep lunging until i burnout .What o what should i do ? i claim to have so many friends , ya kno cause im soo fly !! But when i need them most, they all be like a ghost , invisible to the naked eye.