KaW Jokes Game!

Discussion in 'Activities' started by Dictionary, Jan 11, 2015.

  1. Ok, a low effort thread here.
    But I'm bored so...

    Here's a simple little game.
    You each need to rate the joke about you, then come up with an original KaW joke that you made up.

    But here's the (insert fun here) twist. We don't want epic jokes! To make the game more "universal", I want to see only the most cringeworthy and ultra cheesey KaW jokes!

    So you know the rating that you give to the player above you? That's the cringeworthy rating system (ie how deep you facepalmed, from 0-10), and NOT a rating of the actual quality of the joke.

    DON'T FORGET TO RATE THE JOKE ABOUT YOU!

    So without further ado, I'll start the chain.

    Inb4SomeoneJokesAboutTheThread
     
  2. I once saw RedStar throwing old chairs off a building.
    I had never seen anyone drop ex-stools like that before.
     
  3. What's the difference between a Leech and a Dev??

    The leech eventually stops sucking.
     
  4. What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair dark?


    Artificial Intelligence
     
  5. 8/10

    That joke was epic :)

    I once new a guy called apocalypto
    Everyone loved apoca lips
     
  6. The smell of your soap stinks
     
  7. 1/10, bully.

    What's the difference between KaW and Real Life?
    I don't know. What I really want to know is...

    What's Real Life?
     
  8. -5/10 ur a noob.

    What's a noob?
    Juju.
     
  9. Previous joke 2/10
     
  10. 9/10 lol

    Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

    He was pissed off
     
  11. A blonde and a brunette were walking along the street, when the brunette noticed the guy in front had a bad case of dandruff. Oh said the brunette, that guy needs Head & Shoulders. Oh said the blonde, how do u give shoulders
     
  12. 0/10 makes no sense, no punchline

    You suck.

    What's 4+4?

    8
     
  13. Was edited. Didn't post properly first time. Funnier than ur -10/10 attempt at a joke
     
  14. i went outside once. the graphics where amazing, but the events and storyline sucked.
     
  15. I wish my wife wasn't so damn lazy, I can't piss in the sink cause of all those dishes
     
  16. :lol: wow dude
     
  17. did you growl at me? if so.. I'm gonna go get the leash! :D
     
  18. 0/10

    Whats the opposite of "It is not small?
    It is Big

    Thats what she said