Is this stickied yet? can't find it in guides. Awesome post op, would be great to have some version for mobile to copy-paste if you can figure out how to do that. Even if you can't, your guide is much easier to read and remember than Wulf/chocolate23's guide, which has all the distracting font and pictures (useful for new players who don't know what the items look like, I guess).
Memes aside. I see people mostly say "assn" or "asn" instead of that. Saying that in the wrong clan chat at the wrong (or right) time could get you into some seriously weird RP.