my correspondence with a scammer

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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby llxXx_N3V3R_3NDING_ST0RY_xXxII on Apr 2 2012, 12:47pm

Moose wrote:MOOSE REPLIED
My name is Silver Moose
I have no home address because I live in the forest and pee in streams. I also can not afford such luxuries as a phone or an iPad. I live in North America and want to do much good with your money. If you could fly someone to me with all your money in small unmarked bills I could meet them at the airport and collect it there. I would then Donate your money to the Republican party. I would also buy a puppy. Please let me know as soon as you can if this will work for you.
Your dearest homeless friend in christ,
Silver Moose

Sent from my iPad


Best part of the entire thread right here. :lol: I got a good laugh out of this.

Thanks for sharing, Moose.
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby Jesus on Apr 2 2012, 12:48pm

Moose wrote:I also can not afford such luxuries as a phone or an iPad.

Moose wrote:Sent from my iPad.
;)
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS on Apr 2 2012, 12:49pm

Small unmarked bills... Giant floating spaghetti monster... GENIUS!
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby Renamed923423 on Apr 2 2012, 12:50pm

No " I laek turtles"?
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby Moose on Apr 2 2012, 12:50pm

Jesus
I gotta get my iPad to not say that at the end of all my emails. Lol
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby Renamed923423 on Apr 2 2012, 12:51pm

You should've said:


"You can get in legal trouble for this scam. Before you scam again, please ask 'What would Jesus do?' and repent."
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby Ignia on Apr 2 2012, 12:55pm

:lol
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby Ignia on Apr 2 2012, 12:55pm

* :lol:
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby *lordpepsi_sub (01) on Apr 2 2012, 12:57pm

Dammit making Christians look bad
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Re: my correspondence with a scammer

Postby llIlI_LR-RIPPER_IllII on Apr 2 2012, 12:58pm

But making Republicans look OH soooo good
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