Oh yeah— floating spaghetti monsters have feelings too. That monster of a woman, not having a heart and donating her money to the poor lonely spaghetti monster...
I had the "internal revenue service" call me once from india lol! I told him to stop wasting my minutes and audit me.
If scammers call you say "hold on a minute someone's at the door" and go do something about an hour go see if there still there xD