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KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby tRoUbLeD_JZKILLA92_aka_BOBCAT on Jul 8 2018, 11:57pm

Long ago in a kingdom full of cats(shaddup we are poor kitties using cardboard boxes), there was a king named Bobcat(crazy cat king of the west coast). He is known to carry out assassinations to rival kingdoms(I guess you can say I'm power hungry...).

One day a old vindictive witch came to give warning about the rise of the dogs(smelly no good beasts). She even said the Great Dane might be there, so king bobcat thought about it for 11 minutes. So he sent messages to other kingdoms. All say would help unless he would sell him his charms. He said no and fend for his kingdom.

As the dog army approaches, he ordered his feline assassins to ready up... Until he saw them either playing exploding kittens, taking cat naps, high on catnip, or looking up cat memes. The king facepalmed( because it turns out he's a horrible King) and roared at them. They all jumped up and saw the dogs coming. Armed with their blades of meowcenaries ready to strike.

When the dogs comes close to the cat territory, they stopped and saw the squirrel climbing down the tree. They all chased it until all the dogs went straight down to the nether realm where they no longer to fight the cats but fighting the Nether King. The cats rejoiced but was short lived because the witch from earlier turns out to be the troll King ready for a battle royale (my life sucks...).


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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby _-KotFE_PrincessBacon_KotFE-_ on Jul 9 2018, 12:07pm

I love it
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby tRoUbLeD_JZKILLA92_aka_BOBCAT on Jul 9 2018, 3:32pm

Ty :)
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby The_Bobcat on Jul 9 2018, 7:57pm

Hmmmm
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby Psyacidal_Cow on Jul 9 2018, 11:32pm

Took a weird turn
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby XxX___Mad_Hatter___XxX on Jul 10 2018, 3:17am

I liked the part with the Great Dane!

I can really relate to it :)
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby IlI___Cloud_Strife___lIl on Jul 10 2018, 2:37pm

Loved this 
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby illIIlIHOLYIlIIlDOMOIlIlIIi on Jul 10 2018, 5:31pm

What the hell is this crap ?
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby BionicMan on Jul 11 2018, 2:45am

illIIlIHOLYIlIIlHOMOIlIlIIi wrote:What the hell is this crap ?


Everyday on every thread. You should have a rest or something.
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Re: KAW CAT VS THE WORLD

Postby X2X-EllLllLllAllBllUllRllG-X2X on Jul 11 2018, 3:06am

BionicMan wrote:
illIIlIHOLYIlIIlHOMOIlIlIIi wrote:What the hell is this crap ?


Everyday on every thread. You should have a rest or something.


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