teja for hire

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by RenamedTeja, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. Hire me I'm noob and growing

    I like cats , long walks in the mud and speaking German.

    I'm also transitioning into a fork

    I'm a pretty great ally what I lack in stats I more than make up in ...

    Ok well I don't have much to offer

    In fact I'm not really great at all but I you volley meh I will make kaw great again


    Favorite song : hey Mickey

    Favorite movie: the ringer

    Favorite game: naked hopscotch

    Eye color : blue steel

    Favorite pose: hansel

    Favorite food: whatever is on the dollar menu

    Political party affiliation : whoever will take me



    If you could be a rock or a ball of cheese which would you choose and why?

    A ball of rock best of both worlds


    What song do you sing in the shower?

    I touch myself the divinlys


    Haggis or sausage?

    Whichever is bigger and fits in my mouth

    Granola ...the 9th food group?

    No

    Rem losing my religion or stand in the place where you are?

    Beatles with or before ringo?

    Islamic girls do they really look like patio umbrellas?

    Yes


    Thank you for participating in ,y interview slash autobiography


    Don't eat yellow snow....for obvious reasons

    If you poop on the floor and nobody steps in it does it make a mess?


    If you had to make out with one of the 3 stooges who would you choose?

    Larry? Curly? Or mo?


    Curly...again obvious



    Boxers or briefs? Commando


    If you put a wet phone in a bag of rice why would you think it would work again?


    Llama in pajamas or bananas in pajamas?


    Oatmeal or cereal?


    Guacamole or sour cream?

    Would you Rather someone farted on you under the covers or out in the open straight in your mouth?


    Discuss
     
  2. Oh yeah hire me
     
  3. Video killed the radio star
     
  4. Never play naked hopscotch with a unicorn..
     
  5. Hired. Now get to work.
     
  6. Grow you noob, then i will think of hiring you :)
     
  7. Wasn't teja a lber a really long time ago? Why are you a noob now?
     
  8. I'm pretty sure only a noob would think this is the real teja

    My bet is that teja changed his name and this guy made an alt and is pretending to b him
     
  9. Teja, i am bug fam
     
  10. wow.. you stole that name quick haha
     
  11. I have a T shirt that says

    "I pumped a couple of half fail bars in the 1200T Teja strip and all I got was this lousy T shirt"
     
  12. Wait, he was stripped that much?
     
  13. was 1300T actually
     
  14. Damn. That why he went full attack build? He didnt care anymore?
     
  15. That and he's hella loaded...
     
  16. Impersonation is violation of tou.
     
  17. Well the only issue is that the original Teja changed name and did not have an alt as a name holder. This opened up the name for anyone to use.
    So in a way, it is legit. The old Teja is named something else and this account is now the new Teja.
     
  18. And here was me thinking teja pussied out of pvp n went ps 