Had to write something since I invested so many brain cells reading the whole thing. I also think it gave me a six pack, can't be too sure. Well done OP
This bird thread is wild n should remain free in its native forum habitat...don't clip its wings...a bird thread in the hand is worth 2 in the bush...i want chicken!
How is this thread still alive? Oh, because greatness never dies. Live free, the few pages of awesomeness present throughout this thread.