I'm a bird

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Finite, Mar 18, 2015.

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  1. I'm a bird I can fly I've jumped off my house and I didn't die
     
  2. I'm bread, I jumped in the toaster and survived.


    Wait no, ****
     
  3. What do you put in a toaster?
     
  4. Depends on the mood.

    For the less pervy folks, bread though.
     
  5. Don't put birds in the toaster.
     
  6. Knives?
     
  7. Come on man, there are children here. Knives are dangerous.

    You ought to use forks instead.
     
  8. Toasters are related to birds, yes.
     
  9. I once caught a pigeon and ate it. It tasted like chicken.
     
  10. Forget tron... All hail the mighty birdman!!
     
  11. What DON'T you put in a toaster? :roll:
     
  12. Im a Bird.
     
  13. I'm batman
     
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