How to crack an omelette 

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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby -_-OPTIMAL-_-CHAOS-_- on Feb 13 2015, 12:49pm

Ok so we all knew this would happen
Those dear loveable eggs just couldn't resist.
You have to give them credit though. This does provide cracking eggcitiment when there is nothing else to read in forums.

You see I think they do this to try and get all the chicks
Rabbits and chicks you say
Woaaah. We won't go there.

Sorry mods I won't yolk about that anymore.

Maybe we should stick to cream eggs instead. Or do you think they would just prefer if I goo away?

Now this is where tepz would tell me where he wants to put something, but c'mon tepz. You don't need to get over eggcited and crack out all your white yet.
I mean really I don't want to catch salmonella from you.

So my thanks to Ometjoe for gross stupidity. My thanks for tepz and his idiotic failure to realise what an ass I can be. And his total inability to control his egg soldiers. And my thanks for the continuing fun on kaw because the current target list have been excessively boring and I really needed this eggstra motivation to keep playing. 
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby XlVI_X_I_ZETHOR_I_X_IVlX on Feb 13 2015, 12:52pm

Are you ever gonna run out of egg puns?

What am I eggsking?


Get it?

K. I'm done.
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby -_-OPTIMAL-_-CHAOS-_- on Feb 13 2015, 1:05pm

I think it is fair to say

NO
I had thought I had eggscorized myself of the puns but alas I Eggscrete egg puns these days.
In fact my eggsperience seems to be eggspanding daily.
Don't worry though. I'm only going to continue for another 321 days planned. Unless tepz wants to apologise on my wall or his eggstrordinarily poorly behaved friend joe 
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby Whips on Feb 13 2015, 1:06pm

My brain is a little scrambled after reading this
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby XlVI_X_I_ZETHOR_I_X_IVlX on Feb 13 2015, 1:21pm

I totally eggree with all of this.
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby -shi_wa-kibo_ on Feb 15 2015, 4:06am

lol over easy for me :lol:
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby -_-OPTIMAL-_-CHAOS-_- on Feb 16 2015, 2:18pm

You know how people hunt these days for sport?
I was thinking of the poor endangered animals and feeling very sorry for them.

But it did make me think
Do the omelettes fear acts of poaching as well?

I personally would be worried about the risk of being poached if I were an egg. In fact you mayo say the risk is somewhat eggstreme.

Perhaps to avoid the risk they should try a bit of climbing.
Rising above the pressures of life and fresh mountain air would be great for them whilst they eggcercise.

I hear there is a lot of scrambling involved in such activities. Absolutely ideal one would imagine.

318 days to go.
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby WOLFIE on Feb 16 2015, 4:12pm

Still going strong I see 
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby Kogeki on Feb 16 2015, 6:29pm

Wow this is so complicated it fried my brain.
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Re: How to crack an omelette 

Postby -TheLastTrojan_ on Feb 16 2015, 6:41pm

Omelettes are stupid. Errybody already knew that
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