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You get literally clubbed to death. Hey, that counts, right? I wish I had jelly instead of brains.
Have a browser cookie. No, have like ten. Delicious. I wish I had shorter hair.
It is now the only food you can eat. I wish I was your mother.
Your rabid man-eating taco is me. I eat you because I am a rabid man-eating taco. I wish I was a Barbie princess.
Have a Magikarp. I wish I had unlimited real life money.
You are dead. Some weird dude digs you up and does things. >The blonde sees you looking at her boobs and ***** slaps you into next year. I...
Your wish is answered and corrupted. :lol: > you travel back in time and step on a butterfly. Humanity is dead when you come back. I wish I had...
Granted, but all you see is horror and destruction. You can no longer sleep at night. I wish I could meet Emma Watson.
Everyone knows who you are and sends you hate for anything they dislike in-game. I wish we had another pvp event for New Year.
A 100 y/o human. Enjoy whatever is left of your wish. > She does and she hates you. I wish I was Moose.
"People" is vague. So have some statless noobs c: I wish I lived in Canada.
Including Twilight and 50sog. Enjoy the brain rot. I wish I was invisible.
Let's cool you down to absolute zero, yeah? I wish my Spotify would go back to being premium with no funny business ;_;
Have Magikarp I wish I could pole dance.
It happens in a parallel universe which you shall never be able to visit. I wish I was a taco.
You get that wish, but can only use it at selected locations and before expiry. Terms and conditions apply. Cannot be traded for cash. Your...
Your powers drain your lifeforce until you are left with a dead shell that used to be your body. I wish math was as easy for me as warbeasts is...
Some clean oxygen? Will 10 molecules do? Rest can be carbon monoxide. I wish I had a tail.
It is an ebola cookie. Comes with free milk, though. I wish I had a plain, untampered with and unpoisoned pizza.
The sheep turns out to be psychotic and evil. Good luck with counting sheep tonight. I wish DirtyLarry supported me.